RIP Jazzy

You've served me well, old friend.

When I think of the hours I've spent cleaning lunch boxes and pacifiers out of your grill, I get that special "down there" feeling Jeremy talks about.

You've been clocked at just under 5 mph. You are... majestic. But it is now time for you to go...

Meet My Destiny...

Have you ever tried driving a jazzy through sand? Seriously. This new vehicle will give Tubba the autonomy he deserves. I think I love you.

kisses,

Tub

Panda Attack... Spoils of war

Check this... (my bathroom tile)

Fat panda be plotting against me. A panda, eating a giant potato chip... or hugging a butt. Regardless, Tubba believes panda is an adequate source of sustenance. Iago! Iago!

Attest,

Tubba Le-La (Dash not silent)

*Edit: Apparently, you people need to be hand held. Iago is a slang name commonly used to indicate a traitor. Tubba is like John Lennon... A generation not deserving.